为什麽你
带我走过最难忘的旅行
然後留下最痛的纪念品

she's just amazing.in every way.

eric. mabel. daryl. jeremy. me.

this is half of my dream. we'll be there for a different purpose next year.

i know i'm not in this alone.

this will not be a dream, but our reality.

every yes takes us one step closer.

so don't shoot down my dream. please don't.

my mummy was bragging to me how much she saved over a pack of bean sprout during lunch time.

haha.

she tickles me.

this is fucking funny shit!

if i'm the freaking government,

i WILL make sure everyone in the gym puts on deodorant.

or even better,

i'll invent this disco ball look-a-like detector that generate enough current to zap anyone that smells like a dung.

period.

let's paint a scenario.

i live in a world of whites. carefree and strictly no boundaries.

and u, some of u, live in the world of, let say red. paranoid and highly uptight.

i welcome anyone to join me in my world. cause we, who live in the whites are not discriminator. we don't live based on a set of stupid rules or a "who-knows-where-this-freaking-book-of-knowledge-comes-from"; we just live the way we want and we just wanna be happy.

so if u, any of u, who live in the world of red, wanna paint ours red as well, i suggest u give up. the whites are obviously more successful in everything we do. we live a happier live, and we live life to the fullest.

the reds, sad to say, hide behind every mask, and is bounded with endless of restriction, not this and not that, this is wrong and that is wrong too. how miserable your life can possibly get?

the whites will always see the bigger picture, cause we compromises of all colors, including the reds. and if the reds refuse to expand your horizons sadly, we'll leave u to be.

but never, ever cross the border to change who we are. cause if u paint out world red, we'll paint your town like hell.

haha. read on.

"What is your occupation? I would've guessed interior decorator.You sure make this place seem a lot nicer."

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming."

"If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

and my favorite,

"I'm like a Rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get."